BOULDER FUN FAX

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BOULDER FUN FAX MANIFESTO

It’s about boredom. What have you sacrificed the excitement of life for?

Democracy? Inclusion? Likes? Meaningless words, except on screens? What have you gained? Life in a dull blue light, stuffed with pills, stuck with needles, drained by constantly charging, faceless machinations, crippled by climate control, laying and lied to…

Is it worth it to feel morally superior to pixels?

WE THINK NOT.

WELCOME TO BOULDER FUN FAX. Your Boulder, cultured, BFF! 4 out of 5 dentists recommend BFF for clean teeth and dirty dentures (free root canals for the ungrounded).

VIVA LA JOIE DE VIVRE!
VIVA LA JOIE DE VIVRE!
VIVA LA JOIE DE VIVRE!

Leave your pod, abort your phone, open your windows, and unlock your doors.
And open their gate!

Deprogram yourself, please feel free to disagree! Join the HAHA movement ™.

All hate mail welcome.

Urgency is an illusion. Wag your tail, stop having it wagged for you. Don’t just hug a tree, kiss it too! Paper cuts are just kisses from trees.

Just like a good kiss, you must find it yourself. Creating a new geography, one dissenting body at a time. Not high or low brow - this is a brow collapse. Unibrows have always been beautiful. The secret’s hidden in the widow’s peak.

Grandma never got run over by a reindeer, she was saved by family puzzles, hugs, and Jeopardy!.

TURN OFF THE ALGORITHM. TURN ON YOUR BIORHYTHM.
TURN OFF THE ALGORITHM. TURN ON YOUR BIORHYTHM.

Floss the gargoyles, shovel the detritus, set the oven to 425 degrees. The truth is not microwavable. Fuck the corporate nanny state! Don't tell me how loud I can listen to my airpods. Your warnings will not be heeded!

Massage your carrots, wash your bread, grow your own bacon. You’re welcome to change the channel, whenever, once you finish reading.

EMBRACE THE AFK. LEAVE UP YOUR AWAY MESSAGE.

DESTROY THE SPREADSHEET OF YOUR LIFE. LET YOUR CELLS BE BLANK.

VIVA LA JOIE DE VIVRE
ET LA LIBERTÉ !!!


--RORY and ALAMO